Today, I've come across a story written in English, It was so funny that I nearly laugh to death. Here it is:
One day in the Garden of Eden . Eve calls out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord ,I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake , but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord ,I am lonely,and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man . Lord?"
"Man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits, He'll lie , cheat and be vainglrious ; all in all , he'll give you a hard time.
"But ...he'll be bigger,faster,and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused.
"He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about.
"He won't be too smart ,so he will also need your advice to think properly ."
"Souds great !" says Eve , with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"well... you can have him on one condition."
"What is that , Lord ?"
"As I said , he 'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring......
"So you 'll have to let him believe that I made him first.
"Just remember, It's our little secret......
"You know, woman to woman."
