This afternoon , I went shopping with a friend. The weather was very fine.
We droped by an underware shop , and began to talk to each other:
"This briefs is so amazing. It just looks like the one the superman wears. You would be full of power with it put on."
"Disgusting ! And it will cost me an arm and a leg."
"You always buy some cheap ones. Have you ever thought of what would happen if you were in an accident ?"
"Well~ nothing would happen because I'm not a girl ,and I don't wear bra. What's more ?
Bloody ha ha~"
"Faint!"
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This joke was written by my self, Is it funny?
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Well~ Because if you are in an traffic accident, docter would take off your clothes, and your underwear (bra) would be seen by the onlookers.
So the words "Have you ever thought of what would happen if you were in an accident?" means:"Don't wear cheap and inferior underwear."
Many parents like telling this words to their daughter, But it's not suitable for a boy.
That's the fun it is.
2009年2月2日星期一
2009年1月24日星期六
What's a Man?
Today, I've come across a story written in English, It was so funny that I nearly laugh to death. Here it is:
One day in the Garden of Eden . Eve calls out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord ,I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake , but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord ,I am lonely,and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man . Lord?"
"Man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits, He'll lie , cheat and be vainglrious ; all in all , he'll give you a hard time.
"But ...he'll be bigger,faster,and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused.
"He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about.
"He won't be too smart ,so he will also need your advice to think properly ."
"Souds great !" says Eve , with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"well... you can have him on one condition."
"What is that , Lord ?"
"As I said , he 'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring......
"So you 'll have to let him believe that I made him first.
"Just remember, It's our little secret......
"You know, woman to woman."
One day in the Garden of Eden . Eve calls out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord ,I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake , but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord ,I am lonely,and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man . Lord?"
"Man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits, He'll lie , cheat and be vainglrious ; all in all , he'll give you a hard time.
"But ...he'll be bigger,faster,and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused.
"He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about.
"He won't be too smart ,so he will also need your advice to think properly ."
"Souds great !" says Eve , with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"well... you can have him on one condition."
"What is that , Lord ?"
"As I said , he 'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring......
"So you 'll have to let him believe that I made him first.
"Just remember, It's our little secret......
"You know, woman to woman."
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